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Let’s be honest—Twitter is the perfect venue for all of us celebrity-obsessed stalkers. Or for those of you who are just looking for kicks and giggles. I mean, who wouldn’t want to know what Miley Cyrus and Paris Jackson are doing every minute of every day? Who wouldn’t want to read about their problems and opinions? Am I right, or am I right? Anyway, some of these tweeters have distinguished themselves from the rest with their overall hilarity (sometimes unintended), and (rarely) valuable insights.
Not sure who is worth following? I’m here for you. Some celebrity Twitter accounts seem to be directed toward certain audiences and interests. The following list is meant to advise you, so you can stalk selectively. Have fun!
For the perverted, pretentious and puppy-obsessed people out there: Miley Cyrus.
She's just being Miley.
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Cyrus provides her followers with a lovely combination of
1. “Sagely” advice
She is so wise.
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Preach!
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2. Revealing pictures-- for those who have yet to see the results of her pilates regime (we get it Miley…you have boobs!)
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3. More pictures of Miley, with her ridiculuous number of dogs (which are all kinds of ugly… if you ask me.)
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For the awesome and amazingly weird: Lena Dunham.
Marry me?
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No one understand me like Lena does. We just have a connection, you know? I'm not ashamed to admit that she is my girl crush. Sometimes I’m not really sure what her tweets mean or how she comes up with them—but, for some reason, they make ridiculous amounts of sense to me. THEY JUST WORK.
LOL
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Obsessed.
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For the feminists and slightly insane: Tyra Banks.
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SHE IS FIERCE, and she thinks Y'ALL ARE FIERCE TOO. Also, if you don’t follow her, you may be subject to her wrath...much like poor Tiffany:
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But seriously. Tyra is all about female empowerment. Check out her tweets for what some would call “inspiring” words.
You said it, Tyra.
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I feel so inspired.
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For the emotionally disturbed and deeply misunderstood: Paris Jackson.
You poor child.
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Ok, let’s cut Paris Jackson some slack. She did have to grow up with Michael Jackson as a father, and her mother did renounce her parental rights in exchange for some cash. Oh, and there’s the unfortunate fact that her father made her roam around in various masks as a child. So you know what? You do your thang Paris. If you feel like the world just doesn’t get you, hit up Paris.
Such deep and insightful words.
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For those of you looking for guaranteed giggles: Rob Delaney
Hawt.
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Rob Delaney was named the “funniest person on Twitter” by Comedy Central…so, yeah, he’s pretty legit. Awards aside, this dude is awesome. From political commentary to just complete randomness, he gets me every time. He is my male Lena Dunham (they would make such a power couple).
Yes.
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In love.
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Go get your tweet on!
