Life as I know it is over. I have a kitchen next year and I’m going to starve. At least, that was my first reaction. I decided to be proactive about this big obstacle in my life. I thought I was done learning gross adult tasks when I learned to do laundry.
As it turns out, food doesn’t magically appear like it does in the dining halls or in the dining room at home. So, instead of my usual summer activities (spending hours on YouTube, watching movies and turning my room into a cave), I’m forcing myself to do a little growing up and learn to cook. By growing up I mean making Brenda, my mom, teach me how to cook.
I should clarify that the longest amount of time I’ve spent in my own kitchen was when my sister and I turned it into a dance studio when we made a music video to a medley of Kanye West songs.
Using my kitchen for its original purpose, I chose pancakes as my first meal. Why? Because I’m getting tired of waking up well past noon to have my mother refuse to make me breakfast. Okay that’s not true, my mom didn’t want to hang out with me was busy today and I made the one meal I’ve been known to make pretty well: a hearty pancake breakfast.
So before I lead you astray this summer and this blog turns into “How to burn your dinner”, here is a foolproof recipe that will help you impress all your hungry friends.
PANCAKES FOR TWO
(Disclaimer: Portions are subjective. While this should be enough for two, it’s usually only enough for my dad, so adjust accordingly.)
What You’ll Need:
1 and 1/3 cups Flour
2 oz. Vegetable Oil
1 cup Milk
1 tbsp Baking Powder
1 teaspoon Salt
2 tbsp Sugar
1 tbsp Vanilla Extract
-For an extra dose of sugar, add chocolate chips to the batter.
-A stereo to blast music and alert EVERYONE that you’re in the kitchen.
-A really cute personalized apron (This is actually first priority. If you’re anything like me, which hopefully you have the good sense not to be, you will need this).
Step 1: Assemble your army.
Get all your supplies together in one place. It will make your life easier.
Step 2: Plunge in head first.
Measure the flour and pour into a mixing bowl. Then, add the eggs. Chef bonus: for a better taste and swag points, crack the eggs open first. It will greatly improve the recipe and your friends will thank you for it!
Next, on top of the mix, add vanilla extract (It sounds delicious but don’t try to drink it), baking powder, salt, sugar, vegetable oil and milk.
Step 3: Sir Mix-A-Lot.
At this point, the mix should look like the eating challenge of Fear Factor, but never fear! That’s a good sign!
Now get your hands dirty and start mixing. Or, be reasonable and use a handy electric mixer like I do.
The consistency should be relatively heavy. Not too watery, but not too thick. If the consistency is too thick, feel free to add more milk. If it’s too watery, add a more flour.
Step 4: Iron Chef.
You’ve gotten past the hard part. Now your only task is not to burn the pancakes. Easier said than done, am I right?
Coat the pan with 1 tbsp of vegetable oil, so as to keep the pancakes from sticking. You could also spray on some Pam. Pour the batter straight onto the pan. Keep the heat on medium to let it properly cook. When you see the bubbles in the batter starting to pop, flip that bad boy over.
Repeat until you finish the batter, or until your audience can’t eat anymore.
Step 5: Gloat.
If you’re feeling fancy, add strawberries on top to make a fabulous presentation.
Serve them to your friends and and watch as they ask you to be their own personal chef.
School, major and year: A&S, Economics, 2015
HometownRancho Cucamonga, California
What makes the Gavel so BANGin’? We keep it fresh. It’s drippin with swagger and is home to some of the coolest cats on campus. The Gavel is always fun and I’ve met nothing short of amazing people and writers here.
You have 24 hours to give prospective students a tour of BC and convince them to enroll. How do you spend the day? I’d start by getting some coffee and a personalized omelet at Mac. Then we’d go lose our voices at a football game and wear our super awesome Superfan shirts. We would then go see one of the amazing Acapella groups perform. We’d get some Mac N Cheese from the Rat for lunch. We would go see My Mother’s Fleabag for an awesome good time. Then we’d take a break and visit the dorms (i.e. sit in my room and watch Mean Girls…because Mean Girls.). We would then go to a hockey game, then to the Mods, and end the night at Late Night.
If you could go back in time and give yourself a pep talk the night before you moved into BC as a freshman, what is the most important piece of advice that you would give to your former self? Eat your vegetables and take a lot of pictures.
What is your favorite study spot on campus? The Rat
What is your go-to meal at Late Night? That delicious Simply Orange juice the dining halls always have stocked. This and a personal pizza topped with ketchup. Judge all you want, but ketchup on pizza is the best thing to happen since Game of Thrones.
What is the #1 most played song on your iTunes? “I Always Knew” by the Vaccines
What is the best Halloween costume that you have ever worn? I was Minnie Mouse as a kid. Not trying to brag, but I rocked the ears off that costume.
If you could only eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life, which would you choose? Del Taco
If you could befriend the main characters from any TV show or movie, who would you choose and why? Easy. Harry Potter. (I’m assuming) I’d get to go to Hogwarts, be a wizard AND be friends with Harry, Ron, and Hermione. It’s a win win, for me anyway. If I can’t be a wizard then i’d be friends with the main characters from This Is The End.