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I know what you tweeted last summer: Midterm review

gavel2Halfway done. I wince at that thought. How could summer already be halfway gone? It feels like it was June 1 literally a week ago. But then I am reminded that this means I am halfway there to being back at BC. Okay, I can work with that.

With this in mind I decided to do something a little different this week: a midsummer review. Think of it like the midterm of our course, except you don’t have to study and I just tell you what I think.

Anyway enough talk. I think the best way to see where we are at is to check back in with our previous six celebrities and see where they are at. My biased feelings aside, all I have to say is boy did I miss their entertainment.

Ryan Lochte continues to show us that he still cannot string one coherent thought together.

ryan lochte group text

Not one.

Our other "Einstein" of the group, Kim Kardashian, has been relatively low key (relatively is the key word there) since giving birth to North West (I’m sorry, but that name…). Unfortunately Kim’s newfound motherly instincts haven’t jumpstarted any other parts of her brain.

kims best friend(s?) birthday(s?)

Hmm what a coincidence? OR it could just mean you only have one friend.

While Kim remains as clueless as ever, Taylor Swift seems to be seeing the light. Girl is finally realizing that she is heading down the dark path towards becoming the neighborhood “cat lady.”

tweeting about cats

You know what they say, the first step is admitting you have a problem.

Our resident sh** show, Lindsay Lohan’s twitter has been very quiet recently while the actress finishes her stint in a Malibu rehab center. Thank god.

Well, except for this…

huffington post bday tweet

Lindsay, sweetie…do soooo much less.

While Lindsay is trying to grab hold of whatever semblance of a life she has left, our newborn screw up Justin Bieber has decided to turn away from the fights and fast cars and return his focus to his music.

music grows as I grow

Oh okay, so what you’re saying is that your music isn’t going anywhere?

But it gets better. In true Justin fashion, today TMZ released a video of Bieber leaving a NYC club, presumably very drunk, from earlier this year. Instead of acting like a civilized, mature human being and using a restroom, Bieber decided to drunkenly urinate into a restaurant’s mop bucket, all the while his “crew” rambled on that the restaurant should feel “honored” that Justin chose them. Oh and then Justin proceeded to spray a photo of Bill Clinton with some Windex-like cleaner and shout, “F**k Bill Clinton!”

justins decisions in life

You’re right Justin, some decisions in life aren’t easy. The choice between an actual bathroom and an inviting bucket is excruciating. Punk.

Last, but definitely not least, we have Amanda Bynes. Just when I thought we captured you at your craziest, you have only shown us that we didn’t even scratch the surface. The things that this girl tweets, does and wears…I mean nothing I say could even begin to do your actions justice.


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If she doesn’t like you, you’ll also know.

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Oh but to top it off…

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I mean, I do not make this stuff up.

If I were giving out grades I would say that Amanda takes the cake. Good for you girl.

Screenshots by Katie Tolkowsky/Gavel Media El-Pelon-Ad81111

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School, major and year:A&S, Communications, 2015
Hometown Morristown, NJ
Favorite Beyonce lyric: "My body's too bootylicious for you babe."