About Us
Being from New Jersey, I am constantly deflecting criticisms from out-of-staters who refer to us as nothing but "trash" and "guidos." Obviously they have never physically been to our state since we are nothing but pure class. Okay, well some of us...
From the beginning I absolutely refused to watch the Jersey Shore. Seaside Heights... really? I mean that's not even what the Jersey Shore is like. So, that was a no from the start. However, The Real Housewives of New Jersey drew me in.
No, sweetie. You just can’t afford anything.
Maybe you should have thought of this before you filed for bankruptcy, conspired to commit mail and wire and bank fraud and made false statements on loan documents, etc. I don’t know, just a thought.
But then again I don’t even think you posing naked in your driveway could get you out of this jam. Hate to break it to you honey, but you’re not that pretty and even Star Magazine isn’t that desperate.
Unfortunately, soon the only time people will be able to see you is during visiting hours.
You know what they say: "Through thick and thin, ‘til death (or separate jail cells) do us part," I guess.
OK, I’ll back off.
But on a more serious note…
And as a person with half a brain, I wanted to let you all know that every Sunday’s episode of RHONJ is pretty ridiculous and comical. I wouldn’t let anyone watch. #everyrealityTVshow
If I were you Teresa I would lay off the spray tanning for a while. Even though "orange is the new black," I wouldn't go so far as to say it goes well with a "Snooki-like" complexion.
School, major and year:A&S, Communications, 2015
Hometown Morristown, NJ
Favorite Beyonce lyric: "My body's too bootylicious for you babe."
