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Is This What 21st Century Dating Looks Like?

So long Valentine’s Day. No more sending yourself Georgetown cupcakes pretending to be from a secret admirer, or eating the chocolate arrangements from Lower by yourself as you weep over the rain scene in The Notebook. February 14th has passed, and 300+ beautiful days await us before family members start reminding us of the single aspect of the single life that we are singly living.

Now if you’re like me, you had a blast celebrating Galentine’s Day surrounded by chocolate, cocktails and fellow gals (or bros). But if this isn’t you, don’t fret! If your Generation Y lifestyle is just not working with traditional dating, try the 21st century way and sign up for online dating. Don’t worry, I’m not going to suggest something as mainstream as or eHarmony. Let the hipster in you reign, and bring your weird out as you give these unusual dating sites a chance.

Tired of going on dates and having that awkward moment where you can’t eat anything on the menu because, “Umm…I can’t eat gluten”? Well, GlutenfreeSingles is the page for you, where as they put it: “Living a gluten-free life can be challenging, especially in a world where gluten-soaked foods are just about everywhere. At GlutenfreeSingles, you are not alone!”

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If gluten isn’t your Achilles heel, but dairy or seafood is, there’s also a website for you to find your allergy soul mate. He or she will be ready for some EpiPen lovin’!

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Maybe food is not what attracts you. Maybe you still dream of Edward Cullen’s shiny body and distressed glance. If so, Vampersonals seems to have some promising options for your underworld desires.

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Looking for something a little more unusual, something that’ll make you stand out amongst the boring relationships of all your friends? Try Women Behind Bars, where you’ll write to your very own female prison pal. Who knows what could happen when their sentences are up?

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If you’re more into the conservative vibe, the Internet also has options for your buttoned-up self at Conservative Dating Site.

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Let the clown in you reign free and give Clown Dating a shot, where you’ll find other funny singles waiting to “lol” with you.

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Mild, medium or hot? If you like your salsa with a burn, find other singles that enjoy life on the sizzling side (chips not included).

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Looking to up those A-cups for some DD-cups? Don’t financially burden yourself with loans, join My Free Implants where wealthy men donate money for females to get their breast implants, in the hopes that one of these lucky ladies will want to date them.

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Are you passionate for the equestrian life? Find a fellow single to horse around with at Equestrian Cupid.

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Do you know any single sea captains? Help them find their first mate with Sea Captain Date.

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Amish and computers? Who knew? I sure didn’t. But yes, the Amish have joined the world of online dating. So, if you’re tired of the normal dating scene and are looking for something a little more pure, join Amish-Online-Dating and find out what the Amish world has to offer you.

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There’s nothing wrong with wanting a little parental attention, so strap on your diaper and let the kid in you reign free at Diaper Mates.

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If you’re single with an empty pocket, a big heart and some social ambition, all you need is right here at Seeking Arrangement. Whether you’re a sugar mommy, a sugar daddy or a sugar baby, all you need to do is to sign up. Remember, “spoil them and they spoil you back!”

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Finally, if none of these are your style and for some reason you end up here…

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STOP. Get up, walk away from the computer and go treat yourself to some B&J (and by that I mean Ben & Jerry’s) ‘cause you’re beautiful and so is your ice cream.

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