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Diatribe: President Trump's Safe Space

With the liberal media’s assault on the Trump administration nearing reckless abandon, how should the leader of the free world react? Some might say he should act with composure and resilience, but, apparently, that went out of style around the same time as professionalism. The only logical explanation, it seems, requires fueling Air Force One, a short hop down the coast, and playing a revitalizing round of golf at Mar-a-Lago.

Mar-a-Lago’s sunshine could very well be the only medicine to cure the poor treatment President Trump has received from the “fake news” media. If that’s the case, an extra trip to Palm Beach resort and double dose of sunshine must be required this week, as the persecuted president claims “no politician in history…has been treated worse” than the fearless leader.

Besides the typical adjectives one might bestow upon Mar-a-Lago, the 20-acre estate and vacation home of our president (beautiful, luxurious, downright fabulous) one could venture so far as to call it safe—a safe space indeed.

But wouldn’t the Florida sun melt any stray snowflakes? Maybe climate change isn't a hoax after all.

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