Before the cataclysmic meltdown that captured America’s attention where Charlie introduced us all to the term "#winning," I had no interest in Twitter.

I know I am not alone in saying this but I was for sure unhealthily invested in the show Newlyweds.

Their music might be catchy, but if the boys of One Direction keep tweeting about their breakfasts, I'm not sure we can acknowledge them.

All I have to say is I think all of the chemicals from the hairspray and tanning lotion have gotten to your brain, sweetie.

“I don’t really think, I just walk.”

I’m sorry but, “La da di da di, we like to party.” No really, please don’t strain too many brain cells songwriting.

A midsummer midterm of our crash course on celebrity twitters. See who makes the grade.

Here are some of the most patriotic, questionable and simply dumbfounding comments and questions from 4th of July weekend.