A guide of sorts for those of you potentially nearing a cubically-confined future.

SOS have you seen my mouse?

I swear I'm normal.

Oftentimes, I feel as though I am the only voice of reason in an office that exists in a parallel dimension of unnecessary chaos and confusion.

You know you’re overtired when you actually think you’re a rabid animal.

This is one of the most uplifting experiences of my life. I can smell colors and see sounds. All this, because I have just moved into my own office.

It's all in a day's work.

I’m pretty sure I felt my beard grow while sitting in rush hour traffic.